While I open up a bag of some Reese's Pieces

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While I open up a bag of some Reese's Pieces

Studied Criminal Justice at CSU Sacramento Lives in Sacramento, CA In a relationship with Tien Le Knows English Born on Jan. 19

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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Anonymous One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

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thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

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owlizard:


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holy sheet that cosplayer is built

owlizard:

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holy sheet that cosplayer is built

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